Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Can I Be Included in this Goosestock?

http://www.wildgoosefestival.org/intro/

"The Wild Goose is a Celtic metaphor for the Holy Spirit. We are followers of Jesus creating a festival of justice, spirituality, music and the arts. The festival is rooted in the Christian tradition and therefore open to all regardless of belief, ethnicity, gender, sexuality, denomination or religious affiliation."

Hey, I guess that includes me being a Calvinist, complementarian, six-day creationist, credo Baptist, inerrancist, premillenialist, prewrath rapturist, Zionist, exclusivist, Trinitarian, substitutionalist, presuppositionalist, congregationalist, heterosexual, and American patriot.

2 comments:

  1. "Hey, I guess that includes me who is a Calvinist, complementarian, credo Baptist, inerrancist, premillenialist, prewrath rapturist, Zionist, exclusivist, Trinitarian, heterosexual, Federalist, substitutionist, presuppositionist, congregationalist, and American patriot."

    In addition to the above, are you white, a male, and do you typically vote conservative?

    If so, then in the name of all that is good under the holy names of Tolerance, Diversity, Inclusion, and Plurality,

    "Yo' lily-white arse is gettin' jack-booted off da island. Until you prostrate yourself in genuine self-hatred for what you have formerly believed and advocated, then you cannot be full-fledged member of the Rainbow Love Community.

    Sorry, but dem's da rules. Now begone, you white bigot, homophobe oppressor and hater who spreads filth, lies, wickedness, stupidity, and hate in the name of a false messiah."

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